Uninspired Nonsense
georgetakei:

These tips worked back in my day, and they still work today.
dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

georgetakei:

I’d call it the "slide rule."

georgetakei:

I’d call it the "slide rule."

ashkenazi-autie:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

recoveringfrommyconvictions:

gaymerboy99:

littlelionmonster:

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

FUCK. YES.

this gives me life….

"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.

39 seconds in and I reblogged it

Well this is interesting

foodffs:

These beige bars somehow turn into frozen fish sticks

WHY!!!! THIS HAS RUINED FISH STICKS FOR ME!!! 

foodffs:

These beige bars somehow turn into frozen fish sticks

WHY!!!! THIS HAS RUINED FISH STICKS FOR ME!!! 

anrisaryn:

landofstories:

startrekspeare:

"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

also, in the british monarchy, if a queen is on the throne, there isn’t a king. her husband is a prince. BUT if a king is on the throne, his wife is a queen. which truly shows that the country can be ruled without a king but can’t without a queen.

HISTORY

I love this. LOL

HOW IT FEELS TO TAKE OFF MY BRA AFTER A LONG DAY